Sooo...

Yah. One of my good friends is older than me. And getting low on eggs, to be frank. She's just turned into a massive cunt kind of overnight. Is this a thing?

She's so nasty suddenly. I went for lunch with a mate and she's all 'HE'S NOT A REAL MAN THOUGH?!?!?!'. Like, it's lunch not defending my feudal lands so s'all good. I gave stuff up for lent and she's like 'YOU'RE GOING TO PUT EVERYTHING BACK ON IN A DAY. IT WON'T WORK'. Maybe it's about the spiritual journey? (No, it was about losing weight but like fuck will I tell her that now.) I was going out with another friend so she said "I can think of nothing WORSE than going out with her". Really? 'Cause you seem pissed that you were not involved.* I said I like truffles so apparently I have developed 'LA DI DAH TASTES' and am a flash bitch? Like, they're not cheap but they are in no way unaffordable. Any unhappiness you have with your life is not my fault, stop going at me, I've not done anything?


*disclaimer - she is not friends with this friend so it's not like we've left her out.

Goddamn..

Those Goddamn things with penises. I've made a horribly misjudged joke about an offhand comment made over lunch and now I'm listening to 'Be The One' on repeat and googling how to dye dark hair blonde. DON'T FUCK ME UP DUDE, I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU'D JUST LAUGH. Fucksake hard enough to get a text back on a good day.

Arseholes

Mmm'kay. I have a theme on here? But. Today I found out that people I went to school with still slag me down online. Ten.Years. Later. I mean, come on. If I stalk you periodically and you still flag enough to be on on my radar who is the real lameo? T'is not me. Move on. I am still in contact with the people I went to school with who I considered important/genuine (So about 5 of them max). If you've not been added to a facebook in 10 years at what point will you assume that this person doesn't want to be your friend?


And FYI is someone doesn't want to be a FB friend when on MS (MySpace), it might be because you tried it on (100 %, multiple times, refuse it however you want) it on with their joint 16 y/o  crush. Or just made a show of yourself. At Prom. With the aforementioned joint crush. BEL, YOU WERE A BIT OF A CUNT, JUST ADMIT IT.