WHAT IS ACTUALLY ANNOYING ANYMORE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW! BEING LITERALLY LOCKED IN WITH A NOISY NEIGHBOUR? CHECK. LESS FUCKING MONEY? CHECK! PLANS YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN PLACE FOR (IN SOME INSTANCES) 2 YEARS + GETTING FUCKED UP BECAUSE SOME TWAT SOMEWHERE ATE A BAT? CHECK. FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEELL. JUST LET ME OUT OF MY HOUSE, LET ME (and shit, I never thought I'd say this, and I imagine in a year I'll be like 'omg wish I was at home getting paid to watch netflix again' because bitches be dumb) LET ME GO BACK TO WORK WHILE I STILL HAVE A FUCKING JOB.
AND ALL I CAN THINK IS OMG HOPE MY EX HASN'T GOT CORONA YET. BUT ALSO I HOPE HE HAS. BUT MILDLY. FUUUUUUUUUCK. AND. AND. SHOULD I EVER PROCREATE MY GRANDKIDDIES WILL BE LIKE 'OMG WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THAT TIME?' and I remember asking my great grandma this about WWII and I got amazing stories about amputations and surviving Japanese POW camps. And what will my lineage get? 'Well I drank copious , like literally, actually ridiculous, I mean the people who drank only wine all the time because water was unsafe would be like 'WTF', amounts of wine and binged the following television series...which BTW I can heartily reccommend...'
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