Fucking hell

I've just found out that the guy, THE. GUY. From my high school. The hottie we all (well, me and my alleged best friend) were crushing on (until we realised we both liked him and I said 'Hmmm, I'm sure he doesn't even like me so you go for it' and she said 'Oh really, KThxBye' and a bond was Obliterated) has got a receding hairline now. 

 MY own mortality has just sent an icy breath down my neck. Fuck. Fuck. Shit I've got to get a center parting or something, try to drag my heels in the old aging process.  

This is so depressing, I can see why people who can afford it go wild with the old Botox/face lift/ass lift etc. 

 

*edit* that said, as I was finishing this post Dolly Parton 'Better Get To Livin' ' just came on so a sign maybe...? From God? Dolly? Both?

 

FFS

 Me, wine drunk, net stalking and looking at pics: 'WHY. WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE. GODDAMN I JUST WANT TO MOVE ON. STOP BEING SO F*CKING CUTE'.

Me, days later, stone cold sober: 'Shitsake. 12 pixels MAX in that picture. Gotta stop friggin' drinking. FFS'

Uuuugh + Superbowl

 Ffs. When you're texting depressive guys in the middle of the night like 'hope life is good for you' and you get effing ghosted it's like fine. Be sad. Be alone. Hope you're crying right now. All of our psyches are on a knife edge right now but, you'll sacrifice mine to preserve your own. Fair play; happy to know where I stand. Glad I never choked myself on that d. You just do not deserve that shit. #GiveMeStrength (And I wrote this thinking that by the time I clicked 'post' he would have replied but he hasn't. Wish I could hate that prick, AmIRightLadies?)

Also, I'm sorry but Justin SOOOOO meant to pop that nip, yet he got invited back? He's the kid in school who always stole test answers but was quiet so no-one believed he would. Seriously, if this weekend The Weeknd popped my tit out then was like 'lol soz, nevermind', would you never mind again? No, you would not (not least because my tits are probably less impressive than Janet Jacksons, idk, I've not compared them but I don't imagine mine are better).

 

EDIT:

I just verified my own mobile number against this blog account because I'm. That. Fucking. Pathetic, apparently. I waited a fucking hour; and if I were Super Mario I may have got some attention. Uuugh

Further edit:

Well, well, well... I was timely on that Justin slagging, wasn't I? Might curse someone else this weekend and see how that plays out for them next week.

WHAT IS EVEN ANNOYING ANYMORE?

WHAT IS ACTUALLY ANNOYING ANYMORE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW! BEING LITERALLY LOCKED IN WITH A NOISY NEIGHBOUR? CHECK. LESS FUCKING MONEY? CHECK! PLANS YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN PLACE FOR (IN SOME INSTANCES) 2 YEARS + GETTING FUCKED UP BECAUSE SOME TWAT SOMEWHERE ATE A BAT? CHECK. FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEELL. JUST LET ME OUT OF MY HOUSE, LET ME (and shit, I never thought I'd say this, and I imagine in a year I'll be like 'omg wish I was at home getting paid to watch netflix again' because bitches be dumb) LET ME GO BACK TO WORK WHILE I STILL HAVE A FUCKING JOB.

AND ALL I CAN THINK IS OMG HOPE MY EX HASN'T GOT CORONA YET. BUT ALSO I HOPE HE HAS. BUT MILDLY. FUUUUUUUUUCK. AND. AND. SHOULD I EVER PROCREATE MY GRANDKIDDIES WILL BE LIKE 'OMG WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THAT TIME?' and I remember asking my great grandma this about WWII and I got amazing stories about amputations and surviving Japanese POW camps. And what will my lineage get? 'Well I drank copious , like literally, actually ridiculous, I mean the people who drank only wine all the time because water was unsafe would be like 'WTF', amounts of wine and binged the following television series...which BTW I can heartily reccommend...'