So, if I spend a weekend finding the man I THOUGHT I MIGHT, GOD WILLING, BREED WITH his dream job on the otherside of the world am I in the top 25% of good people or am I an absolute fucking mug?
Showing posts with label OHMYGODWHYTHOUGH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OHMYGODWHYTHOUGH. Show all posts
Sunday, 16 May 2021
Sunday, 29 March 2020
Corona
So my company (who a month or so ago sent us all an email boasting about our 60m+ profits for last year) have been getting back to me since Tuesday. They are just awaiting confirmation that this government loan will go through before they say how much money I'm to get as I can't do my job because of corona restrictions. LOL.
Fucking cheap cunts. Wouldn't even pay for 3 seats space around our MD when we paid to fly her back from her holibobs (TRUE STORY; HER ACTUAL REQUEST). Cheeeeaaaaaaap.
Fucking cheap cunts. Wouldn't even pay for 3 seats space around our MD when we paid to fly her back from her holibobs (TRUE STORY; HER ACTUAL REQUEST). Cheeeeaaaaaaap.
Tuesday, 10 December 2019
Saturday, 30 June 2018
INTERNET WHY?! WHY?!
Ok, so I only came on here so slag off the guy from the post below whom I am forbidden from slagging off publically.
But then I thought, under the influence of wine, damn people should read the shit I write. So I googled "is my blog shit?". Thinking "Yass grrrl, make it stand out!" Foolishly thinking I'd get people offering to give feedback on blogs. Oh hell no, instead I got tips on what you should do if your bf wants to shit in your mouth. I want to be joking but I'm not. I mean if nothing else for God's sake look at my past entries. Damn, do you think that's even a problem I have? They just don't offer me second courses generally, talk about rubbing that shit in. Unliterally (!)
The internet is just a dark place getting darker. You know ten years ago we all just talked about cats who wanted grammatically incorrect cheeseburgers. Now here we are pooping in mouths. And to think this was made to make the world better. hashtag glory days. hashtag Gif Mey Mey Bukket.
But then I thought, under the influence of wine, damn people should read the shit I write. So I googled "is my blog shit?". Thinking "Yass grrrl, make it stand out!" Foolishly thinking I'd get people offering to give feedback on blogs. Oh hell no, instead I got tips on what you should do if your bf wants to shit in your mouth. I want to be joking but I'm not. I mean if nothing else for God's sake look at my past entries. Damn, do you think that's even a problem I have? They just don't offer me second courses generally, talk about rubbing that shit in. Unliterally (!)
The internet is just a dark place getting darker. You know ten years ago we all just talked about cats who wanted grammatically incorrect cheeseburgers. Now here we are pooping in mouths. And to think this was made to make the world better. hashtag glory days. hashtag Gif Mey Mey Bukket.
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