Owl Lady

So I guess we can just about change this blog's name to 'absolute cunts I have known'. Would not be inaccurate.

I once knew a cunt. I could easily have loved him. I was infatuated. T'was not to be. Now I am sad (again).

Also, I work with an owled eyed cunt who keeps telling the youngest team member
(>10 years to me vs the < me vs the rest of the team) that SHE IS AMAZING AND EVERYONE IS IN AWE OF HER. Like  yah, 10 years between me and your opinion; 25 years between me and the actual age gaps but FUCK IT you feel young again so praise dat 19 y'o'.

Oh Internet

...Today some dumb thing with a wang made me cry. Internet, please make it better?


**Edit to add** I found this:

Good job internet. I knew you'd know what to do :D

Goddamn..

Those Goddamn things with penises. I've made a horribly misjudged joke about an offhand comment made over lunch and now I'm listening to 'Be The One' on repeat and googling how to dye dark hair blonde. DON'T FUCK ME UP DUDE, I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU'D JUST LAUGH. Fucksake hard enough to get a text back on a good day.