Ugggh

Ok. I'm back at work. Wondering everyday if I should email the guy I work with (who has blanked me - Well let's be fair ignored me socially but stared at me everytime we're in the same room WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?-  since our last date 1 + year ago) if he's survivied the pandemic ok out of curtesy. So I'm that British, apparently.

Also, My company gave me the opportunity to EFF THEM UP (Comms sent a draft copy to be released to public instead of the final copy). I flagged it 'n' fixed it. THEN I find out they screwed over my work BFFL. RAGING. YOU'D BE IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA SEWER IF I'D NOT FORSEEN THIS. YOU DIDN'T DESERVE ME TO REMOVE YOUR WORD COMMENTS INSERTS FROM YOUR 'FINAL' COPY. CUUUUNTS. THINKING OF WAY TO RELEASE THE ORIGINAL WITHOUT BEING SACKED.

WHAT IS EVEN ANNOYING ANYMORE?

WHAT IS ACTUALLY ANNOYING ANYMORE? I DON'T EVEN KNOW! BEING LITERALLY LOCKED IN WITH A NOISY NEIGHBOUR? CHECK. LESS FUCKING MONEY? CHECK! PLANS YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IN PLACE FOR (IN SOME INSTANCES) 2 YEARS + GETTING FUCKED UP BECAUSE SOME TWAT SOMEWHERE ATE A BAT? CHECK. FUCKING HEEEEEEEEEEELL. JUST LET ME OUT OF MY HOUSE, LET ME (and shit, I never thought I'd say this, and I imagine in a year I'll be like 'omg wish I was at home getting paid to watch netflix again' because bitches be dumb) LET ME GO BACK TO WORK WHILE I STILL HAVE A FUCKING JOB.

AND ALL I CAN THINK IS OMG HOPE MY EX HASN'T GOT CORONA YET. BUT ALSO I HOPE HE HAS. BUT MILDLY. FUUUUUUUUUCK. AND. AND. SHOULD I EVER PROCREATE MY GRANDKIDDIES WILL BE LIKE 'OMG WHAT DID YOU DO DURING THAT TIME?' and I remember asking my great grandma this about WWII and I got amazing stories about amputations and surviving Japanese POW camps. And what will my lineage get? 'Well I drank copious , like literally, actually ridiculous, I mean the people who drank only wine all the time because water was unsafe would be like 'WTF', amounts of wine and binged the following television series...which BTW I can heartily reccommend...'