Goddamn..

Those Goddamn things with penises. I've made a horribly misjudged joke about an offhand comment made over lunch and now I'm listening to 'Be The One' on repeat and googling how to dye dark hair blonde. DON'T FUCK ME UP DUDE, I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU'D JUST LAUGH. Fucksake hard enough to get a text back on a good day.